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My Name is Jeff, I would like to think that I'm far from normal. I'm part of the U.S. Air Force and i live in Okinawa Japan. I play a few instruments. When it comes to sports I'm a huge Tampa Bay fan. If there's anything else you want to know click that ask button.

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells)

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

(Source: mrmiyahgi)

while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.

90angel:

imjustawkwardx:

turd-nugget:

Don’t waste time in the drive-thru when you can make these excellent recipes right in your own kitchen!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD THESE ARE FUCKING AWESOME I CANT WAIT TO TRY AND MAKE THEM

Reblogging for future reference.

I am rev logging for the hot mustard recipe :)

THE MASH POTATOES DUDE THE FUCKING POTATOES

Holy fuck