My new bumper sticker
LITERALLY WHERE DID YOU GET THIS I NEED ONE
shut the fuck up Ash you’re about to die
For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs